Meet Little Penis. the cute dinky winky you bring to life! Little Penis is sometimes up and sometimes down. When you help him find a snug. warm place to call home there's a...happy ending! Put your finger in the hole in the back of the book and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming. gets out of bed early. so big and tall. gets a gentle kiss and hug. heads to a bar. gets drunk and hooks up.